my one and lonely

lesbianshepard:

back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.

so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic

anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year

pussifoot:

pussifoot:

One time a straight girl asked me how did I know I was attracted to women if I never had sex with a woman. Which poses the question…are straight people blinding fucking each other to determine who they find attractive or…? Do straight girls look at somebody and think “Hmm, I can’t tell if I like Bob from payroll. It is time to fuck Bob from payroll and find out.”

Reblog if you think Bob from payroll has more to offer than his body 

mylovebythesea:

My hopeless romantic says yes but my independent woman says no